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Konstantin  Kalser  of  Marathon  International
        Pictures, New York, was the personification of
        the  Big  American  Producer  -  complete  with
        entourage armed with pen and notebook and
        large  Polaroid  camera.  He  was  loud,  almost
        aggressive,  and  wanted  direct  “no  bullshit”
        answers.   “You   have   a   35   mm
        American  Mitchell  camera  ...  Good!  With  a
        blimp?” “Yes”. “Bausch and Lomb lenses. Are
        they  colour  matched?”  “Er,  yes”.  (We
        wanted the job.) “Can you take that- what is
        it?-  a  Technicolor  Camera  Dolly  -  on
        location?”  “Yes”  (if  we  can  ever  get  it
        downstairs again). “Okay. What about lighting  Apparently Mr. Kaiser made very good films.
        ... A few 2K Spots. Is that all? Christ you can't  He had secured the contract to produce all the
        light  a  factory  interior  with  that  lot.”  promotional   documentaries   for   the
        (We could.) “I'll have to get the Brute Arcs and  Volkswagen  Company,  in  Germany  and
        generator truck down from Sydney.” (Wow!  throughout  the  world.  Melbourne  and  the
        This bloke really is in the Big League.)  Clayton  factory  were  to  feature  in  his
                                            next production, and a 16 mm “Doco” was to
                                            be made for the local VW Company as well.
                                            Having survived KK's quiz, Cambridge got the
                             "A  simple  hauling
                             job  -  to  deliver  job of filming the two productions under the
                             these  bombs  to  direction of the Big Man. Location shooting
                             specific  points  in  was to start immediately. I went along in the
                             Wilhelmshaven,  role of Production Assistant as the film was to
                             Germany,  that  is  be edited in New York and my expertise as an
                             the job  of  the  Editor was not required.
                             Memphis Belle"
                                            Needless to say the Hollywood style shoot was
                                            an eye opener. KK's loud and frequent use of
                                            four letter words (some I couldn't even find in
                                            the dictionary) made us cringe. He never spoke
                                            directly to any of the workmen or technicians
                                            ... always through the Unit Manager or Factory
                             "The Ground Crew  Manager.
                             do  their  job  as
                             well  as  it  can  be  The  location  shooting  proceeded  at  a  great
                             done  -  perfectly:  pace. We had filmed a beautiful sequence of
                             but  they  know
                             that  when  your  springtime  in  the  Dandenong  Ranges,
                             ship leaves  today  complete  with  apple  blossoms  in  full  bloom
                             you may never see  and a stunning young lady holding a beautiful
                             it again".     bunch. (I believe she went back to New York
                                            with  KK  ....  “to  become  a  Film  Star”).  The
                             "The wheels of the  lunch break was taken at a cafe in Olinda and
                             Memphis   Belle  as  usual  the  technicians  were  segregated  -
                             leave  the  friendly  occupying  the  table  behind  the  management
                             soil of England for  group. In the course of conversation with my
                             the 25th time."  mates, I mentioned I had a 35 mm Technicolor

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